idreamofaworldofcouture:

Best introduction of the night

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fishingboatproceeds:

The New Revised Standard Texting Version

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fishingboatproceeds:

isnerdy:

fishingboatproceeds:

Seriously. Welcome to Happily Ever After, Rosaline.

You live in a united and prosperous Verona. And you don’t have to hang out with people who get married within hours of meeting.

You won the freaking Shakespeare tragedy lottery.

p.s. I hear that Paris guy ain’t half bad. Oh, he’s dead, too? YEAH MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THEN.

Clearly the only man in that play for me is Mercutio.  Oh, he’s dead, too?

Might I recommend Benvolio?

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tyleroakley:

Queen of Twitter.

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roaring-softly:

They went to there. (by Tyler Feder)

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tyleroakley:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

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"In bed at 4PM
I held my pillow
and thought “oh well”
in regards to my entire life."

Tao Lin  (via livid-impulses)

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